Search & Win Elizabeth Reyes

A Quick Guide to Nice Guy(TM) Responses (aka You Can't Win):

Act friendly: "She lead me on! Bitch!"
Don't act friendly: "She didn't give me a chance! Bitch!"
Let them down nicely: "Well she said 'not right now', so I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind."
Flat-out say no: "What?! But I'm so nice! What a bitch! I'll keep trying 'til she changes her mind because she OWES me now."
Date someone else: "Ugh, women only date jerks!"
Don't date someone else: "Hello?! You clearly are single and so am I, why aren't we naked yet?"
Marry someone else, have baby, die tragically fighting Voldemort: "Now I will torture her emotionally and physically abused son because I loved her so much and she married that jackass Potter instead!"

lynzave:

If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

khakisun:

what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion’s roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah

cosmo tip #656

expertcosmotips:

need money fast? Sell him to Yahoo!